Season 1
| Episode 26 -
Episode 26
Over breakfast of Dave's specially-ordered huevos rancheros, Tom pleads for his safety. ""Maybe you can manipulate somebody?"" Tom sarcastically asks Dave. Too late for you, monkey boy. It took Tom this long to figure out that it was strategically wrong of him to send Desiree to the single room. Everyone else in America second-guessed that one the moment he did it. Amy storms down to the girls' table sans makeup, moaning about the company. ""This is too weird for me,"" she says. ""This is not my paradise. I miss Zack."" Charla and Tara are uncomfortable with Amy's barbs and they get up to leave. ""Bye, Bobsey Twins,"" she yells.
Tara and Charla amuse themselves alone at the pool by painting each other's bodies. Is this sexy? Amy wonders aloud if she could drown them both in the pool. She and Beau walk out because they can't stand the sight of the Barbie girls. Amy whines to Beau that she's ready to quit Paradise. ""It's not worth it to be miserable,"" she laments. In his usual feeble manner, Bea