Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Season 7 - Episodes (82)

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Episode 1 - Payneful Resolution Resolution
Mar 30, 2011
CJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing
Episode 2 - Growing Paynes
Mar 30, 2011
Jazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.
Episode 3 - Payne Protection
Apr 6, 2011
Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.
Episode 4 - Payneful Visit
Apr 6, 2011
Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.
Episode 5 - Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Apr 13, 2011
After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.
Episode 6 - Epic Fail
Apr 13, 2011
Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget.
Episode 7 - Praying for Attention
Apr 20, 2011
Jazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.
Episode 8 - Shout Out
Apr 20, 2011
CJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.
Episode 9 - Love Thy Neighbor
Apr 27, 2011
The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.
Episode 10 - Dream Girls
Apr 27, 2011
A music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager.
Episode 11 - A Payneful Night Out
May 4, 2011
Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.
Episode 12 - Payneful Assistance
May 4, 2011
Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.
Episode 13 - House of Awkward
May 11, 2011
C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.
Episode 14 - Brain Payne
May 11, 2011
Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.
Episode 15 - Foster Paynes
May 18, 2011
Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.
Episode 16 - Talented Paynes
May 18, 2011
As Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show.
Episode 17 - Going, Going, Gone
May 25, 2011
Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.
Episode 18 - Mother's Day Out
Jun 1, 2011
Deshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.
Episode 19 - So Hard to Say Goodbye
Jun 8, 2011
Malik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. visits.
Episode 20 - Payneful Rescue
Jun 15, 2011
The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.
Episode 21 - A Mother's Payne
Oct 21, 2011
Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.
Episode 22 - Up from the Ashes
Oct 21, 2011
Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.
Episode 23 - The Payne Gang
Oct 28, 2011
Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.
Episode 24 - The Gifted and the Grout
Oct 28, 2011
DeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo.
Episode 25 - Do the Fight Thing
Nov 4, 2011
DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.
Episode 26 - 1096
Nov 4, 2011
C.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.
Episode 27 - Number Five's Fight
Nov 11, 2011
After budget cuts force C.J. to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercations; Calvin and Miranda want to move upstairs.
Episode 28 - The Best Surprise
Nov 11, 2011
Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.
Episode 29 - Working Paynes
Nov 18, 2011
C.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.
Episode 30 - Curtis Jefferson
Nov 18, 2011
Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.
Episode 31 - Dead Wrong
Nov 25, 2011
Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.
Episode 32 - The Rich and Payneless
Nov 25, 2011
Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.
Episode 33 - Mentoring Paynes
Dec 2, 2011
Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.
Episode 34 - Roommate Paynes
Dec 2, 2011
C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments
Episode 35 - Pledging Paynes
Dec 30, 2011
Malik gets hazed.
Episode 36 - Help Me, Ella
Dec 30, 2011
Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.
Episode 37 - Paynefully Fit
Jan 6, 2012
Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.
Episode 38 - Do the Hustle
Jan 6, 2012
Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.
Episode 39 - No More Payne
Jan 13, 2012
Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.
Episode 40 - God Bless the Paynes
Jan 13, 2012
The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.
Episode 41 - Do Or Die
Jan 20, 2012
The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's
Episode 42 - R.I.P - Rest In Payne
Jan 20, 2012
Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down
Episode 43 - Payneful Survival
Jan 27, 2012
The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.
Episode 44 - Payneful Recovery
Jan 27, 2012
Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.
Episode 45 - House of Nightmares
Feb 3, 2012
Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.
Episode 46 - In Payne
Feb 3, 2012
A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.
Episode 47 - Payback
Feb 10, 2012
Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.
Episode 48 - Daddy Day Scare
Feb 10, 2012
C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.
Episode 49 - Pills and Thrills
Feb 17, 2012
Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.
Episode 50 - Scars of Payne
Feb 17, 2012
Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.
Episode 51 - Payne vs. Payne
Feb 17, 2012
Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.
Episode 52 - Guess Who Came to Breakfast
Feb 17, 2012
The family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.
Episode 53 - House of Force Closure
Feb 12, 2012
Calvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.
Episode 54 - If It Ain't Broke
Feb 3, 2012
Ella is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.
Episode 55 - Neighborhood Crisis
Mar 9, 2012
Malik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.
Episode 56 - Down for the Count
Mar 12, 2012
C.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.
Episode 57 - Stop, Drop, and Roll
Apr 6, 2012
C.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.
Episode 58 - No Pass, No Play
Apr 6, 2012
Malik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.
Episode 59 - Payneful Injection
May 18, 2012
Malik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.
Episode 60 - Batter Up
May 18, 2012
Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J.'s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.
Episode 61 - Payneful Matrimony
May 25, 2012
Malik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.
Episode 62 - What You Know About Me
May 25, 2012
C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.
Episode 63 - Right Turn
Jun 1, 2012
Curtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.
Episode 64 - The Loan Ranger
Jun 1, 2012
Malik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.
Episode 65 - Payneful Divorce
Jun 8, 2012
Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.
Episode 66 - Up to the Challenge
Jun 8, 2012
Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.
Episode 67 - House of Sabotage
Jun 15, 2012
Janine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.
Episode 68 - Payneful Pop In
Jun 15, 2012
Curtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.
Episode 69 - House of OMG
Jun 22, 2012
C.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.
Episode 70 - Keep it Moving
Jun 22, 2012
C.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.
Episode 71 - Bake, Rattle and Roll
Jun 29, 2012
Calvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.
Episode 72 - Dodging Bullies
Jun 29, 2012
Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.
Episode 73 - Payneful Distance
Jul 6, 2012
Calvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.
Episode 74 - Not in the Cards
Jul 6, 2012
Floyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.
Episode 75 - All Work and No Play
Jul 20, 2012
Calvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.
Episode 76 - Amazing Matriarchs
Jul 20, 2012
Ella receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.
Episode 77 - The First Dance
Jul 27, 2012
Jazmine ask CJ to go to the school dance with a boy.
Episode 78 - The Invention of Trust
Jul 27, 2012
Floyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.
Episode 79 - Payneful Realization
Aug 3, 2012
Calvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.
Episode 80 - Trial and Tribulation
Aug 3, 2012
Calvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.
Episode 81 - The Call Back
Aug 10, 2012
Curtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.
Episode 82 - All's Well
Aug 10, 2012
Calvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.