Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Season 2 - Episodes (16)

Aug 29, 2007

While Malik gets a tattoo that he shorty regrets, latent hostility intensifies between Curtis and Mr. Brown.

Episode 2 - Weeping May Endure For A Night

Sep 5, 2007

Following Pop Brown's funeral, Brown, Cora and Will head to the Payne household. Brown is upset over the fact that Pop Brown left him his beat-up house, which makes him think that his father hated him. Meanwhile, after a bad date, Calvin starts his own dating website, shesawhack.com, but it quickly backfires.

Episode 3 - The Big Test

Sep 5, 2007

C.J has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Somewhere else Jazmine cheats on a test.

Episode 4 - Balancing Act

Sep 12, 2007

CJ tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children; Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.

Episode 5 - Why Can't We Be Friends

Sep 12, 2007

Jazmine's friend, Tiffany convinces Jazmine that C.J. is going to marry Nicole and move to San Francisco with Nicole just like her Dad did when he remarried. Jazmine and Tiffany devise a plan to break up C.J. and Nicole. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik clean out the attic and bond.

Episode 6 - Dog Day Afternoon

Sep 19, 2007

While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robbe

Episode 7 - New Beginnings

Sep 19, 2007

When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, CJ attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine tries to reconnect with the Paynes.

Episode 8 - Heavy Petting

Sep 19, 2007

When a old friend of CJ's turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes CJ and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime the Payne children push to get a pooch.

Episode 9 - The Fast and the Furious

Sep 19, 2007

While an really cool kid from New York City comes and strikes up a friendship with Malik, Curtis set out to purchase a motorcycle but he needs to tap into his retirement fund to do so.

Episode 10 - Gone in 60 Seconds

Sep 26, 2007

Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could every imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to steal Uncle Curtis' motorcycle, leaving Uncle Curtis no choice but to press charges. Ella in her frustration and anger kicks Curtis out of the house.

Episode 11 - Lost Without You

Sep 26, 2007

CJ and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested when Nicole's jealousy gets out of hand, but that's the least of CJ's problems. Uncle Curtis filed charges against Malik, who faces time in prison for stealing and wrecking Uncle Curtis' motorcycle. Meanwhile, the firehouse crew must find a way to get Curtis back into the house that Ella kicked him out of before they go insane.

Episode 12 - I Rest My Case

Sep 26, 2007

Malik and his friend Kyle go to a court hearing for stealing and wrecking Uncle Curtis' bike, but Uncle Curtis' plan to teach the boys a lesson backfires when Malik and Kyle are sent to prison.

Episode 13 - A House Is Not a Home

Dec 5, 2007

CJ's new apartment may be more than what he can handle. Ella's kindness towards Janine turns into exploitation

Episode 21 - It's Getting Hot In Here

Jan 30, 2008

The Payne gang decides to see a family therapist against Curtis' will. After each family member spends time with the therapist, it's the doctor who needs psychiatric help.

Episode 22 - There￢ﾀﾙs No Place Like Home

Dec 19, 2007

When Janine is discharged from rehab, Ella opens the home to her and gives her job-interview pointers. Elsewhere, Curtis goes on a diet after failing a physical.

Episode 23 - Mommie Dearest

Dec 26, 2007

Payne family ties are tested upon Janine's return home, as young Malik is taunted by his classmates because of his troubled mother.