Two and a Half Men (2003 - 2015)

Episode Guide Seasons - 12 Episodes - 262

Comedy | Sep 21, 2003 - Feb 19, 2015 | Ended

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Director: Jay Sandrich Joel Zwick James Widdoes Jerry Zaks Jon Cryer Robert Berlinger Gary Halvorson Ted Wass James Burrows Chuck Lorre Gail Mancuso Asaad Kelada Jeff Melman Andy Ackerman Jean Sagal Andrew D. Weyman Lee Aronsohn Pamela Fryman Eddie Gorodetsky

Producer: Susan Beavers Don Reo Jim Patterson David Richardson Eddie Gorodetsky Don Foster Mark Roberts Michael Collier

Writer(s):

Story: Jeff Lowell Jon Cryer Susan McMartin Chuck Lorre Don Reo Jim Patterson Steve Tompkins Lee Aronsohn Jim Vallely Leslie Schapira Max Searle Saladin K. Patterson Warren Belle Tim Kelleher Matt Ross Nathan Chetty

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Cast (213 Members)

Allison Janney

Eugene Byrd

Lenny

Jonathan Banks

Pawn Broker

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Lieutenant Wagner

Garry

Dr. Goodman

Miss Pasternak

Dr. Staven

Marty Pepper

Berta

Jerry

Himself

Mia

Helen

Zoey

Dirk

Stacey

Mr. Mardirosian

Charlie Harper

Charlie Harper

Lisa

Chelsea

Liz

Billy Stanhope

Evelyn Harper

Nigel

Greg

Robin Schmidt

Victor

Rose

Himself

Archie Baldwin

Vivian

Walden Schmidt

Meghan

Jenny

Alex

Bridget Schmidt

Bridget Schmidt/Danny

Myra

Linda

Linda

Prospective House Buyer

Pilot

Courtney

Dave

Allison

Stan

Dharma

Sharon

Kate

Linda Freeman

James

Dr. Levine

Ms. McMartin

Nicole

Jean

Charles Malik Whitfield

Police Officer

Taylor Cole

Melanie Laughlin

Kimberly Brooks

Computer Voice

Clark Duke

Barry

Courtney Thorne-Smith

Lyndsey

Courtney Thorne-Smith

Lyndsey MacElroy

Courtney Thorne-Smith

Lyndsey Mackelroy

Sylvia

Tammy

Jill

Wanda

Mrs. Wiggins

Paula

Laurel

Baker

Master Baker

Jack

Elmer

Judith Harper

Judith Melnick

Alicia

Alan Harper

Kimberly Williams-Paisley

Gretchen

Dylan

Gail

Gwen

Older Lady

Dawn

Missi

Jake Harper

Graham Patrick Martin

Eldridge MacElroy

Graham Patrick Martin

Eldridge Mackelroy

Michelle

Russell

Ashley

Allie

Tracy

Tim

Penelope

Nancy

Tiffany

Whitney

Emily

Brooke

Britte

Tracy

Shari

Melissa

Alissa

Maria

Sergeant Preston

Kandi

Edward

Laurie

Steve

TC Randall

Tara / Tanya

Rachel

Jennifer

Angie

Mark

Arthur

Rachel

John

Mike

Leanne

Doug

Nick

Stephanie

Vernee Watson-Johnson

Nurse Lorna

Vernee Watson-Johnson

Nurse Phyllis

MP Ross

Dr. Herb Melnick

Herb

Bartender

Tricia

Megan

Lydia

Andrea

Himself

Derek

Michaela

Susan

M.P. Searle

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Kathy

Kristen

Naomi

Sugar

Jill

Nadine

Sarah

Gabby

Kiki

Kid #1

Henry

Shannon

Partygoer

Amber

Woman

Slacker #2

Sarah

Policeman

Sean

Malibu Volleyball Player

Donna

Jennifer

Kim

Sherri

Michelle

Dr. Kim

Dad

Cynthia

Kelly

Veronica Hastings

James

Kelly

Slacker #1

Thomas

Martin

Patricia

Lauren

Morgan

Jenny

Laura

Dr. Prajneep

Stacy

Mechaenical Demon V.O.

Skyler Yeast

Attractive Male Swinger

Woman #1

Inga

Nicole

Hot Girl at Bar

Heather

Colleen

Barista

Heidi

Restaurant Patron

Leslie

Robot

Kelly Monroe

Partygoer #2

Luke

Cheyenne

Drill Sergeant

Sergeant

Kimberly Hebert Gregory

Lisa

Abby Walker

Lady 2

Ciera Foster

Misty

Anna Graves

Flight Attendant (voice)

James Edson

Bobby

Allison Janney

Eugene Byrd Lenny

Jonathan Banks Pawn Broker

Arnold Schwarzenegger Lieutenant Wagner

Garry Marshall Garry

Jason Alexander Dr. Goodman

Missi Pyle Miss Pasternak

Willie Garson Dr. Staven

Carl Reiner Marty Pepper

Conchata Ferrell Berta

Gary Busey Gary Busey

Scott Bakula Jerry

Christian Slater Christian Slater

Sean Penn Himself

Emmanuelle Vaugier Mia

Edie McClurg Helen

Sophie Winkleman Zoey

Diedrich Bader Dirk

Hilary Duff Stacey

Ken Davitian Mr. Mardirosian

Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper

Kathy Bates Charlie Harper

Denise Richards Lisa

Jennifer Taylor Chelsea

Teri Hatcher Liz

Patton Oswalt Billy Stanhope

Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper

Matthew Marsden Nigel

Thomas Gibson Greg

Mimi Rogers Robin Schmidt

George Coe Victor

Melanie Lynskey Rose

James Earl Jones Himself

Jon Lovitz Archie Baldwin

Mila Kunis Vivian

Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt

Amanda Detmer Meghan

Amber Tamblyn Jenny

Joe Manganiello Alex

Judy Greer Bridget Schmidt

Judy Greer Bridget Schmidt/Danny

Judy Greer Myra

Marilu Henner Linda

Ming-Na Wen Linda

John Stamos Prospective House Buyer

Robert Clotworthy Pilot

Jenny McCarthy Courtney

Michael Bailey Smith Dave

Aisha Tyler Allison

Tom Virtue Stan

Jenna Elfman Dharma

Jane Carr Sharon

Brooke D'Orsay Kate

Jane Lynch Linda Freeman

Jeff Probst Jeff Probst

Lynda Carter Lynda Carter

Zaid Farid James

Ken Lerner Dr. Levine

Maggie Lawson Ms. McMartin

Odette Annable Nicole

Georgia Engel Jean

Charles Malik Whitfield Police Officer

Taylor Cole Melanie Laughlin

Kimberly Brooks Computer Voice

Clark Duke Barry

Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey

Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey MacElroy

Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy

Elaine Hendrix Sylvia

Jaime Pressly Tammy

Spencer Locke Jill

Diora Baird Wanda

Amy Hill Mrs. Wiggins

Paula Marshall Paula

Deanna Russo Laurel

Nicholas Gonzalez Baker

Nicholas Gonzalez Master Baker

David Denman Jack

Grady Lee Richmond Elmer

Marin Hinkle Judith Harper

Marin Hinkle Judith Melnick

Amanda Schull Alicia

Jon Cryer Alan Harper

Kimberly Williams-Paisley Gretchen

Travis Van Winkle Dylan

Tricia Helfer Gail

Brooke Lyons Gwen

Marion Ross Older Lady

Amanda Walsh Dawn

Miley Cyrus Missi

Angus T. Jones Jake Harper

Graham Patrick Martin Eldridge MacElroy

Graham Patrick Martin Eldridge Mackelroy

Alex McKenna Michelle

Martin Mull Russell

Emily Osment Ashley

Jessica Lundy Allie

Rachele Brooke Smith Tracy

Tim Conway Tim

Stephanie Jacobsen Penelope

Meredith Giangrande Nancy

Jacqueline Lord Tiffany

Lindsay Price Whitney

Elizabeth Bogush Emily

Aly Michalka Brooke

Madison Riley Britte

Jamie Luner Tracy

Tricia O'Kelley Shari

Kelly Stables Melissa

Jenny Robinson Alissa

Kim Shaw Maria

Richard Whiten Sergeant Preston

April Bowlby Kandi

Jim Piddock Edward

Madison Dylan Laurie

Steve Lawrence Steve

Alicia Coppola TC Randall

Shanti Lowry Tara / Tanya

Bre Blair Rachel

Dorian Brown Pham Jennifer

Amy Pietz Angie

Austin Rogers Mark

Brian Stepanek Arthur

Diane Farr Rachel

David Grant Wright John

Craig Gellis Mike

Rebecca McFarland Leanne

Joel Murray Doug

Joel Murray Nick

Jennifer Aspen Stephanie

Vernee Watson-Johnson Nurse Lorna

Vernee Watson-Johnson Nurse Phyllis

Bradley Snedeker MP Ross

Ryan Stiles Dr. Herb Melnick

Ryan Stiles Herb

Michael Medico Bartender

Virginia Williams Tricia

Macey Cruthird Megan

Katherine LaNasa Lydia

Sonia Jackson Andrea

Michael Bolton Himself

Michael Bolton Michael Bolton

Brad Paisley Derek

Molly Stanton Michaela

Rebecca Marshall Susan

Rico E. Anderson M.P. Searle

Nicole J. Butler Mother

Alessandra Torresani Kathy

Jelly Howie Kristen

Nikki Novak Naomi

Maria Zyrianova Sugar

Brit Morgan Jill

Kate Miner Nadine

Julie Berman Sarah

Abbie Cobb Gabby

Monika Smith Kiki

Blake Bertrand Kid #1

Kelly Sry Henry

Angelique Cabral Shannon

Jackie Becker Partygoer

Kelly Rohrbach Amber

Chasty Ballesteros Woman

Ryan Heinke Slacker #2

Tara Perry Sarah

John Pirruccello Policeman

Steven Krueger Sean

Katie Stegeman Malibu Volleyball Player

Alex Kapp Horner Donna

Sara Erikson Jennifer

Hira Ambrosino Kim

Jeri Ryan Sherri

Liz Vassey Michelle

Eddie Shin Dr. Kim

Wayne Wilderson Dad

Sandra Purpuro Cynthia

Kelly King Kelly

Nicole Steinwedell Veronica Hastings

Jonathan Palmer James

Alexis Krause Kelly

Chase Austin Slacker #1

Brian Keith Russell Thomas

Chuck Lacey Martin

Lyn Alicia Henderson Patricia

Caitlin Harris Lauren

Mikaela Hoover Morgan

Christina Scherer Jenny

Angela Lin Laura

Kris Lyer Dr. Prajneep

Malea Rose Stacy

Max Mittelman Mechaenical Demon V.O.

Skyler Yeast Attractive Male Swinger

Tammy Tavares Woman #1

Sofia Mattsson Inga

Jamie Hill Nicole

Arianna Gomez Hot Girl at Bar

Tiffany Panhilason Heather

Jennifer Chang Colleen

Jeff Staron Barista

Nicole Travolta Heidi

Rebecca Olejniczak Restaurant Patron

Camila Greenberg Leslie

Artt Butler Robot

Marianne Chambers Kelly Monroe

Brandon Claybon Partygoer #2

Jett Dunlap Luke

Elle Evans Cheyenne

Alem Brhan Sapp Drill Sergeant

Alem Brhan Sapp Sergeant

Kimberly Hebert Gregory Lisa

Abby Walker Lady 2

Ciera Foster Misty

Anna Graves Flight Attendant (voice)

James Edson Bobby

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Mark Burg Executive Producer

Oren Koules Executive Producer

Jay Sandrich Director

Joel Zwick Director

James Widdoes Director

Jeff Lowell Story

Jerry Zaks Director

Jon Cryer Director

Susan McMartin Story

Jeff Abugov Co-Executive Producer

Robert Berlinger Director

Gary Halvorson Director

Ted Wass Director

James Burrows Director

Chuck Lorre Director

Bill Prady Writer

Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer

Evan Dunsky Writer

Susan Beavers Co-Executive Producer

Gail Mancuso Director

Asaad Kelada Director

Jeff Melman Director

Andy Ackerman Director

Jean Sagal Director

Don Reo Executive Producer

Andrew D. Weyman Director

Jim Patterson Executive Producer

Steve Tompkins Story

Sarah Goldfinger Writer

David Richardson Producer

Lee Aronsohn Director

Naren Shankar Writer

Dave Richardson Writer

Carol Mendelsohn Writer

Pamela Fryman Director

Eddie Gorodetsky Co-Executive Producer

Don Foster Co-Executive Producer

Mark Roberts Co-Executive Producer

Michael Collier Producer

Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer

Jim Vallely Story

Leslie Schapira Story

Max Searle Story

Saladin K. Patterson Story

Warren Belle Story

Mary T. Quigley Co-Producer

Joe Bella Co-Producer

Toti Levine Associate Producer

Sid Youngers Supervising Producer

Tim Kelleher Consulting Producer

Matt Ross Story

Matt Searle Writer

Nathan Chetty Story

Mona Garcea Coordinating Producer

Age At Time Of Release

Allison Janney

43 - 55

Eugene Byrd

28 - 39

Jonathan Banks

56 - 68

Arnold Schwarzenegger

56 - 67

Garry Marshall

68 - 80

Two and a Half Men (2003 - 2015)

Comedy | Sep 21, 2003 - Feb 19, 2015 | Ended

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