King of the Hill - Season 13 (24)

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Episode 1 - Dia-BILL-ic Shock
Sep 28, 2008
Bill's love of sugary snacks causes diabetes. After a doctor tells Bill that he will lose his legs he decides to start using a wheelchair. Once he is wheelchair bound he finds camaraderie with Thunder, a wheelchair sports enthusiast. Things turn around for Bill until Thunder finds out that Bill does not really need the wheelchair.
Episode 2 - Earthly Girls are Easy
Oct 5, 2008
"Earthly Girls are Easy" is the second episode in the 13th season of the Fox animated series King of the Hill, and the 237th episode overall. It originally aired on October 5, 2008. Marissa Jaret Winokur and Mo Collins guest star. The episode's title references the 1988 comedy movie Earth Girls Are Easy.
Episode 3 - Square-Footed Monster
Oct 19, 2008
Hank and the guys do a good deed when they fix-up a neighborhood house, however after Ted Wassonasong buys the house he decides to knock down the house and build a mansion.
Episode 4 - Lost in MySpace
Nov 2, 2008
Hank has bad feelings when Mr. Strickland decides to create a MySpace page for Strickland Propane. Hank's fears come true when Donna posts personal videos and information to the web site.
Episode 5 - No Bobby Left Behind
Nov 9, 2008
In order to raise the school's average for standardized tests, Principal Moss classifies Bobby as a low achievement student. However, the plan backfires after Bobby is placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework and doesn't have to take the tests.
Episode 6 - A Bill Full of Dollars
Nov 16, 2008
Peggy, Minh and Dale play the stock market together, however they lose money in their initial investment. To improve their odds they decide to study the consumer habits of an "average man" and Bill becomes the subject of their study. Meanwhile, after Peggy buys the family a new flat screen TV, Hank and Bobby have difficulty figuring out all the advanced features.
Episode 7 - Straight as an Arrow
Nov 30, 2008
Hank tries to help Bobby become a member of the Order of the Straight Arrow, but he disagrees with the "Arrowmaster" who is a new member of Arlen. Meanwhile, Peggy gets involved in the disagreement as she is the local Welcome Wagon representative.
Episode 8 - Lucky See, Monkey Do
Feb 8, 2009
Lucky's sister Myrna and her children attend a baby shower in which Peggy is throwing for Luanne. It doesn't take long before Myrna and Peggy clash over how the children will be raised by Luanne, with Peggy wanting the good, old fashioned skills where as Myrna likes the more modern way and by the book.
Episode 9 - What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis
Feb 15, 2009
The Propane Hall of Fame is inducting Buck Strickland this year and he has asked Hank to come with him to make sure he stays out of trouble. This becomes a hard task after Buck meets his illegitimate son while at the event in Memphis.
Episode 10 - Master of Puppets
Mar 1, 2009
Bobby is left waiting at the mall when Hank and Peggy's date goes long. Feeling his parents' guilt, Bobby uses the incident to pit each against one another to show him their affection. Soon, Peggy and Hank stop giving him anything Bobby wants and he demands they spend more time with him.
Episode 11 - Bwah My Nose
Mar 8, 2009
Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school championship game they lost, when Bill accidentally breaks Hank's nose during a practice. He gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon and loves his new nose---maybe too much.
Episode 12 - Uncool Customer
Mar 15, 2009
After Peggy finds out that she is not cool she befriends one of Arlen's most glamorous and cool moms in an effort to learn how to be cool. Bobby befriends her daughter, a girl named Michael Savage.
Episode 13 - Nancy Does Dallas
Mar 22, 2009
After Nancy takes a glamorous new job in Dallas and temporarily leaving Dale behind he finds the freedom of the bachelor life too hard to handle.
Episode 14 - Born Again on the Fourth of July
Apr 19, 2009
Bobby is offered an intervention at the church, after Hank becomes upset by his misbehavior. Meanwhile, Hank and his pals challenge a rival neighborhood to a Fourth of July fireworks showdown
Episode 15 - Serves Me Right For Giving General George S. Patton The Bathroom Key
Apr 26, 2009
Hank discovers that his father's last requests are a collection of bizarre tasks including the wish to have his ashes flushed down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used. Meanwhile, Bill and Dale bicker over an empty beer can.
Episode 16 - Bad News Bill
May 3, 2009
Hank is troubled when Bobby's Little League Coach is hassling Bobby about his lack of ability until Hank realizes that the Coach is only trying to make Bobby a better player.
Episode 17 - Manger Baby Einstein
May 10, 2009
Luanne tries to become a breakout star in the children's entertainment industry.
Episode 18 - Uh-Oh Canada
May 17, 2009
After Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer the Arlen gang tries to make some new neighbors at feel welcome. However it soon becomes apparent that Canadians and Arlenites do not see eye to eye.
Episode 19 - The Boy Can't Help It
Sep 13, 2009
Bobby becomes quite the ladies' man when several girls in his class consider him a potential date for the Homecoming dance, but Hank is worried that Bobby is being used.
Episode 20 - The Honeymooners
Feb 21, 2010
Hank is shocked when his mother announces she is marrying a man she has only known for a few weeks. Soon after, the newlyweds celebrate by purchasing an RV and heading to Hank's.
Episode 21 - Bill Gathers Moss
May 3, 2010
Bill decides to take in roommates and Hank fears it will lead to disaster. Meanwhile, Bobby and Joseph go ghost hunting at their school.
Episode 22 - When Joseph Met Lori, and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet
May 4, 2010
Dale attempts to give Joseph the "sex talk" but fails to, and takes a test claiming he has "dementia" leading to him joining a mental home, but then realizes he has to get out before Joseph and Lori go "all the way".
Episode 23 - Just Another Manic Kahn-Day
May 5, 2010
Minh and Connie go to Laos for vacation. Khan is alone at home, and Peggy makes Hank promise to check on him. Strickland wants a big promotion to sell grills and puts Hank in charge. Bobby and Joseph find an old Vaudeville comedy routine on vinyl.
Episode 24 - To Sirloin with Love
Sep 13, 2009
"To Sirloin with Love" is the twentieth episode of the thirteenth season of King of the Hill and originally premiered on September 13, 2009 on Fox Broadcasting Company. The episode was written by Jim Dauterive, Tony Gama-Lobo, Rebecca May, and Christy Stratton. "To Sirloin with Love" received a 2.9/6 rating among adults 18-49 and received positive reviews from critics.