• Vicky Pollard stealing Pic'n'Mix sweets.
• Emily and Florence cycle and stop off at a tea shop.
• Bubbles is followed around the health spa by the manager, who wants to know when she is going to pay her bill.
• Andy watches "The Price is Right" Lou hears "Andy Pipkin, come on down!".
• Judy and Maggie start to judge the homemade jams on hearing that it was made by a lady who ran off with a school mistress throws it back up.
• Daffyd comes out to his parents.
• Marjorie Dawes gets a Visit from Vanessa Feltz.
• Mr Mann enters Roy's dating agency, and requests a woman with the name of Linda Williams
• Lou and Andy take a stroll in the park, where a group of teenagers taunt them.
• Emily and Florance try to buy wedding dresses.
• Sebastian pulls faces at the US President's aide.
• Bubbles spends a little too long on the UV bed.
• Lou takes Andy to meet his new Polish girlfriend Annia.
• Linda is helps Joanna Harding get an extension on her essay.
• Ann is working at a TenPin Bowling arena.
• Marjorie is disgusted that Paul and Pat have started going out together.
• Daffyd opens a Gay and Lesbian stall at the village fete.
• Linda helps Kenneth Lou get the rest of the week off.
• Harvey and Jane's parents meet for the first time at a public restaurant.
• At the bank a boy wants to open a Junior account.
• Vicky Pollard's in the park, hitting on Bethany's boyfriend
• Dennis Waterman is given a role as Captain Birdseye.
• Linda once again insults a student - this time it's a dwarf.
• Mr Mann goes into Roys video shop.
• Maggie samples a volevont made from a recipe by Ainsley Harriot.
• Finally Lou takes Andy to the countryside.
• Vicky's determined to get herself thrown off a bus.
• Lou takes Andy to an ice skating rink.
• Viv tries to give an accurate description of some robbers.
• Where are they now? Mr T. is spotted in a gymnasium.
• Emily can't resist the temptation to join in on a children's game of football.
• Meera has won the lottery and Marjorie is being surprisingly nice to her...
• A visit from the PM's former aide sends Sebastian into a jealous frenzy.
• Kenny Craig hypnotises his Mum into letting him watch ThunderCats.
• Dr. Lawrance is showing Dr. Beagly how Anne likes to feed the ducks.
• Mr. Mann pops into Roy's card shop.
• PCs Bryce and Rawlingson have some sad news to depart.
• Dennis Waterman gets a guest appearance in Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
• PCs Bryce and Rawlingson still have some sad news to depart.
• Daffyd is shocked to discover his brother is gay.
• Someone's blocked Lou's van in at a supermarket car park and Andy is not going to miss My Hero for anything...
• Vicky pretends she witnessed a Jewellery robbery.
• Judy and Maggie sample mince pies made by two homosexual members of the choir.
• A newsagent puts a customer off buying a magazine.
• At a restaurant in Throttle the posh gentleman orders posh menu items... and a Double Decker.
• Emily and Florance go to the ballet.
• Lou dresses Andy up as baby Jesus.
• Dr. Lawrance has managed to get Ann a part in a play.
• Marjorie takes her group to a restaurant for a Christmas meal.
• Daffyd protests against the local library stating there aren't any 'gay' books.
• Back at the Throttle restaurant another order posh menu items...a Lion bar and a Pepperami.
• The Prime Minister's wants Sebastian to announce that his wife is pregnant.
• At the bank a man and a women want a Mortgage.
• Jane, Harvey and his family are discussing the wedding arrangements.
• Kenny Craig damages another car in a car park.
• Moanwheel back in a Throttle Restaurant the waiter is asked for a bag of Monster Munch and Um Bongo to drink.
• Mr. Mann pops into Roy's book shop.
• Bubbles DeVere has a shoking way of paying for her spa treatment.
• Andy manages to fall out of his wheelchair and into a tree.
• Lou takes Andy Ten Pin Bowling.
• Vicky tries to get into a Blazin' Squad concert.
• Emily and Florance have a go at playing Tennis.
• A lady confesses, to a psychiatrist, she's seeing someone behind her husband's back.
• Fat Fighters have brought out a range of low calorie treats.
• A lady mistakes builders working on her house for dogs.
• Viv Tudor has been requested to attend an identity parade.
• The Prime Minister goes on Newsnight.
• The gossip spreads quickly when a man confesses (in confidence) he's started going to prostitutes...
• Kenny Craig has spent the night with his girlfriend.
• The posh gentleman orders more obscure items from the menu... and a buttered Yorkie.
• Doug has some rather bizarre advice for his drug rehab class.
• Dr Lawrence shows Dr. Beagrie what a good artist Anne is.
• Andrew Lloyd Webber wants Dennis to play the lead role in a play he's written.
• Carol is invited to a leaving party for one of her colleagues.
• Daffyd is asked to be referee adoption papers for Rhiannon and Myfanwy.
• Andy's decided he wants Lou to take him to France.
• Lou takes Andy on a blind date.
• Vicky goes out with Jermaine and turns Jamaican.
• Rachel shows Nicola a rather unusual Polaroid.
• Harlem send Reverend Jesse King to take an Anglican church service. Hallelujah, Praise the lord!
• Marjorie's determined to ruin Paul and Pat's engagement party.
• Kenny Craig hypnotises his audience into believing they're being entertained.
• Daffyd finally realises there's no one in Llandawi Breffi who isn't gay.
• Back at the Hypnotist show Kenny's finished his book.
• Rachel shows Nicola another strange Polaroid.
• As Harvey and Jane get married, the part with the vows takes an unusual turn.
• Dennis Waterman gets a part in Star Wars.
• Bubbles hits on the owner of the Health Spa.
• Mr Mann walks into a Roy's record shop.
• Rachel has another unusual Polaroid to show Nicola.
• Judy and Maggie sample some Gingerbread men made by an Asian girl.
• At No.10 The PM is celebrating another election victory.
• Lou takes Andy to the popular coastal town of Sphincter-on-sea.